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Did you know...

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

And the best:

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick to the head.